I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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