This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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