But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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