a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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