That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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