Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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