NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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