I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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