they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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