I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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