It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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