We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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