you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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