And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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