I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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