I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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