i think my tv is drunk
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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