Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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