He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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