id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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