He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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