he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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