so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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