He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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