My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I cut my penus on the lid.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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