Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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