Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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