Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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