ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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