I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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