Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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