Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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