I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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