The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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