Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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