If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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