Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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