I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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