Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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