i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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