Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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