Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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