If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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