Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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