Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't make out with my wife yet
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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