I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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