It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
