I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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