I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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