I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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