So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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