just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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