You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We have started to decorate penises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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