Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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