I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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